saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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