I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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