make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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