I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
jump out the window naked night went bad
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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