I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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