Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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