She announced her abortion via fbk
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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