But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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