part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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