She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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