so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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