I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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