Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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