hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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