Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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