JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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