school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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