I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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