i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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