Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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