i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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