What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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