Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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