I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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