Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
