May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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