Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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