i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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