I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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