so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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