Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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