The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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