even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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