honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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