is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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