Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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