why didn't you poke me back
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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