Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I understand Curling. That high.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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