were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room