don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
