I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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