she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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