Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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