R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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