Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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