I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
