i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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