I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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