i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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