She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Never underestimate the power of titties
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