My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I stole a fireplace last night.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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