dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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