i was rollin on her like bob the builder
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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