He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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