69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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